And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Literally I woke up the other day and the girl part of me was like “GET CUFFED MOTHERFUCKER” and I went ham on tinder.
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