Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
