What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
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