She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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