somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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