so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I just found puke in my bra..
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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