it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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