I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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