How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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