Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Everything about him screamed your future.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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