I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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