Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I understand Curling. That high.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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