Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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