Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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