The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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