dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
that's an acceptable place to lick
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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