Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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