your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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