Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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