My e-date is really photogenic. Real-life not so much
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
