pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
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its like you know when i get waxed
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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