my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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