it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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