There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
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