Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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