a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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