I skipped work to stalk him.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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