Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Randomize
