he shaved USA in his pubs
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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