I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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