Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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