Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
MIDGETS
????
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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