why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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