that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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