Nicole vs. Life
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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