He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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