dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Randomize
