I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
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