Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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