Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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