God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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