just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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