My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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