You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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