No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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