Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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