so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize