he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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