I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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