A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
And then he peed in my hair
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