Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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