nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sex in the backyard? Check.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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