BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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